Dirty Pickup Lines for Him/Her

Dating is all fun when we know how to bond with the next person and attraction is a common phenomenon that has affected especially teenagers. All you need is to throw some hints using the pickup lines so that you can get to know whether the next person is interested. And what better way to show your attraction to loved ones than a Dirty Pickup Line. As per their response, you will get to know if they are open to chatting.

Here you will get all kinds of Dirty Pickup Lines that you will require. Now check Most Dirty Pickup Lines of all the times. Scroll down to check Dirty Pickup Lines that can be used with Sarcasm and Dirty Nerdy Pickup Lines for Mathematics lovers. Also, have a look at More Dirty Pickup Lines for Christmas.

Happy dating!

“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” ✨
“Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.” 🌟
“Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.” 😲
“Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.” 🎨
“Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.” 😏
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘Fine’ written all over you.” 🚗💋
“Is it hot in here, or is it just the chemistry between us?” 🔥🔬
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 💖
“If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass seduction.” 💣😈
“Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.” 😲
“I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.” ❄️💘
“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” ✨
“Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.” 🏠💭

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.'” 🥒😉
“Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.” 🎨
“You must be a camera because every time I look at you, I smile.” 📸😊
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘Fine’ written all over you.” 🚗💋
“Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.” 👊💥
“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” 🗺️😍
“If beauty were a crime, you’d definitely be serving a life sentence.” ⚖️😏
“Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.” 🌟
“Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.” 🩹❤️
“Do you have a name or can I call you mine?” 📞💕
“Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.” 😏
“Is it hot in here, or is it just the chemistry between us?” 🔥🔬
“If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass seduction.” 💣😈
“Excuse me, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” ✨
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 💖
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.'” 🥒😉
“You must be a camera because every time I look at you, I smile.” 📸😊
“Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.” 🏠💭
“Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.” 👊💥
“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” 🗺️😍

“If beauty were a crime, you’d definitely be serving a life sentence.” ⚖️😏
“Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.” 🩹❤️
“Do you have a name or can I call you mine?” 📞💕
“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” ✨
“Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.” 🌟
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.'” 🥒😉
“Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.” 🏠💭
“Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.” 👊💥
“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” 🗺️😍
“Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.” 😲
“I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.” ❄️💘
“Is it hot in here, or is it just the chemistry between us?” 🔥🔬
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 💖
“If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass seduction.” 💣😈
“Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.” 😲
“I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.” ❄️💘
“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” ✨

Most Dirty Pickup Lines of all the times

Attract them with your nasty looks and some Dirty Pickup Lines that work all the time!

Aside from being extremely hot, what else do you do for a living?
If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
Do I have to sign for your package?
I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

So as long as we’re in the theatre… why don’t we get some play?
Want to go half on a baby?
You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? (Wink)
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

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Most Dirty Pickup Lines Of All The Times

Dirty Pickup Lines for a Guy

Show him your moves and get ready to seduce him with Dirty Pickup Lines to Seduce a Guy.

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?
Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.

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Pickup Lines that will definitely work on Tinder

If they are into online dating, then you probably need these Pickup Lines so Dirty that will definitely work on Tinder.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.
Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs by mail, or do you wanna give it to me in person?
Want to spin my dreidels?
You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I come visit some time in between?

Flirting Dirty Pickup Lines for Her

Gather all her attention and show your unique flirting skills with Flirting Dirty Pickup Lines for Her.

Much like Santa, I also have a gift for you in my sleigh.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo-choo.
Damn, if being hot was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
Wanna go light my menorah?
Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

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Dirty Pickup Lines that can be used with Sarcasm

Dirty Pickup Lines will help you to seduce them, but trying it with a little bit of sarcasm will definitely help in bond making.

Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?
With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.

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Dirty Pickup Lines for Mathematics lovers

For that crazy nerdy mathematics lover crush, get to his brain with some dirty looks and Dirty Nerdy Pickup Lines for Mathematics lovers.

Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?
Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?
There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!

More Dirty Pickup Lines for Christmas

What’s a better day than a Christmas eve to get to their nerves with your sassy vibe. Try Dirty Pickup Lines for Christmas for a perfect Christmas evening.

You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!
What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.
Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

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Dirty Pickup Lines for Him/Her