Drinking Captions And Beer Captions
Drinking Captions And Beer Captions

Being an alcoholic is not an easy task. After all, it takes a lot of effort to spend your nights in the bar deciding what to drink. Following this comes the hangover which is even more fun than the drinking experience itself. Whether you are an occasional drinker or a god-sent species that depend upon vodka and beer to make every night bearable, clicking photos and pictures come by default.  

If you are someone who needs to drink every now and then and post about it on social media, then you are at the perfect place. This is because we have a carefully curated list of all the happy, sad, savage, funny, interesting, and classy captions and quotes for all your drinking pictures.

Corona Beer Captions for Instagram

With the spread of coronavirus, corona beer became increasingly popular among the drinking population. This popularity was accompanied by a series of Instagram pictures containing beer along with quotes and captions about it. So, here are our top Instagram captions for your beer pictures. 

  • Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  • Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
  • Baby will you be my corona and lime. And I will be your main squeeze. And if your brother doesn’t like my style. We could take it to the street.
  • I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
  • In a way, the popularity of Corona came too fast for its own good, initially. We took a few steps back.
  • Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
  • You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.
  • You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
  • Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it’s hard to stop drinking beer.
  • The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
  • God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
  • If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

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Corona Beer Captions For Instagram

2-Line Short Beer Quotes to Shoot the Monday Blues

Work can sometimes become so hectic that nothing can cure burnout except for a glass of your favorite beer. But when you do that, posting pictures and adding accurate captions on it comes in handy. So, here is a list of short and savage captions and quotes to shoot your Monday blues (and Instagram pictures too!)

  • Hello? Is it beer you’re looking for?
  • Life is too short to drink bad beer.
  • Don’t stop, beer-lievin.
  • Beer is made from hops. Hops are plants. Therefore, beer is a salad.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • I want someone to look at me the way I look at this flight of beer.
  • Don’t think of it like a beer. Think of it like a wheat smoothie.
  • Love brew very much, beer.
  • To beer, or not to beer. That is the question.
  • Without you, life would be unBEERable.
  • Ale hello there, beer.
  • Each new ale I try is un-beer-lievable.
  • You better beer-lieve we went to a brewery.

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2 Line Short Beer Quotes To Shoot The Monday Blues

Sparkling Vodka Captions for Voracious Instagrammers

If you are passionate about drinking vodka then we have good news for you. Did you know that the word ‘vodka’ literally translates to water in Russian! That brings me to the list of some absolutely amazing Vodka captions to enhance your Instagram wall this summer. 

  • Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.
  • The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
  • Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
  • Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
  • I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka, or the sea.
  • The wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka.
  • If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable.
  • The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
  • Vodka is kind of a hobby.
  • I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
  • We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say, we had vodka before it and vodka afterward.
  • A medium Vodka dry Martini – with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.
  • There’s no absolutes in life – only vodka.
  • Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.

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Sparkling Vodka Captions For Voracious Instagrammers

Budweiser Beer Captions

Caution: The captions given below are only meant for badass Budweiser devotees. It is advised for the light drinkers to read the quotes and refrain from putting them on your Instagram or Facebook profiles. 

  • Remember, “I” before “E”, except in Budweiser.
  • A European brewery has purchased Anheuser-Busch, the makers of Budweiser, for $52 billion. Which is a a shame because if they had waited until happy hour, they could have paid half that.
  • As a taxpayer, you are required to be fully in compliance with the United States Tax Code, which is currently the size and weight of the Budweiser Clydesdales.
  • For all you do, this Bud’s for you.
  • Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly, New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru should as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu, and seaweed slime.
  • You know, when I started I liked Big Macs and Budweiser and I still like Big Macs and Budweiser.
  • Where there’s life, there’s Bud.
  • When you say Budweiser, you’ve said it all.
  • [My] worst habit: Drinking too much Budweiser when I get angry.
  • Budweiser. True.

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Budweiser Beer Captions

Hangover Instagram Captions for After-Party Nights

Drinking is fun. But you know what brings the best memories? The Hangover. When you know you are not drunk anymore but you also know that you are not sober, that’s when the best of all life incidences happen. And when these are captured by your friends, posting them on Instagram it’s quite obvious. Capture these memories with captions that will be remembered by your followers for eternities. 

  • A hangover means a good party.
  • Hangover takes away all your pain.
  • Waking up with a hangover happens to lucky people.
  • A hangover is just your body telling you that you’re an idiot.
  • Hangover is a reminder that you had a good time.
  • A party without hangover doesn’t exist.
  • If you want to avoid hangover, keep drinking.
  • We drink for a hangover.
  • Hangovers don’t last forever but drunk memories do.
  • Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover.
  • Happiness is drinking a lot and not waking up with a hangover.
  • It’s not a hangover, its wine flu.
  • Ever wake up with a hangover and hate yourself a little bit more?

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Hangover Instagram Captions For After Party Nights

Funniest Beer Quotes for Fun Fridays  

Have you ever gotten so drunk that you ended up doing something really embarrassing? Of course, we all have drunken memories. But the best part is that the existence of cameras in phones has made our drinking adventures so fun that no party goes without posting stories and videos on Instagram. So here are the funniest beer quotes for all the fun Friday nights that you spend drinking.

  • A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, “I love you”. Girl asks “Is it you or the beer talking?”. Boy replies, “Its me. Talking to my beer.”
  • Homer: Oh, I’ll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I’ll take ten!
  • I haven’t had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I’d go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both. For a long time I used to think “Hey you, get off the floor!” was my name.
  • Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems.
  • I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer.
  • I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
  • We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.
  • I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.
  • There is nothing in the world like the first taste of beer.
  • Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
  • Well, I never met a beer I didn’t drink. And down it goes.

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Funniest Beer Quotes For Fun Fridays

Deliciously Drunk Captions 

Whether you are happy or sad, visiting a brewery is a must if you and your friends enjoy drinking. Who knows, you may find your next favorite drink or may discover a taste like never before. When that happens, you will need quotes and captions to go along with that. Here are the best of them. 

  • Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.
  • Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
  • I drink to make other people more interesting.
  • Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
  • I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
  • The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
  • I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
  • All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
  • There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
  • When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
  • In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
  • It takes only one drink to get me drunk…..the trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

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Deliciously Drunk Captions

Classy Drinking Captions & Quotes

They say that when is the classiest drink to exist. But to be honest, who cares whether it is wine, vodka, beer, or champagne as long as it brings you out from the darkest hands of life. Have a look at the list of the classiest alcohol captions along with your next drinking picture.

  • Time flies when you’re having rum.
  • A party without Champagne is just a meeting.
  • Move over, coffee. Today is a day for Champagne.
  • I worked hard all week to put beer on this table.
  • I’m not really a social drinker. I would say it’s mostly work related.
  • It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.
  • Looks like you have a lot on your mind. Wanna drink about it?
  • Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.
  • Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.
  • Happy hour? I prefer to make every hour happy.

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Classy Drinking Captions & Quotes

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