Everyone has a little dumb child hidden in their life. We forget or ignore the child within ourselves, as we get older. But if anyone wants to live, enjoy or understand the true meaning of life, little dumbness is required.
So if you are so serious with your life, please stop a moment take a deep breath and remember your childhood memories when you were actually happy, peaceful and stupid😃.
Being a little humorous can change your, and surrounding people’s life. Get ready to bring a little madness into your life. Start enjoying every moment of your life. We are ready with some best dumb, stupid, and funny captions for your perfect pictures.
There are some people who love uploading pictures with attitude quotes so we have shortlisted every kind of caption.
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Instagram Captions for Dumb Photos in 2023 by ChatGPT
- “50% idiot, 50% genius. 💯% awesome.” #CrazyAwesome
- “Oops! 🤷♀️ Did my sarcasm hurt?” #SarcasmQueen
- “Too glam to give a damn. 💅” #GlamAlert
- “Silly is the new sexy! 🤪” #StaySilly
- “🍔 + 🍟 = My kind of diet!” #FoodieForever
- “Just wing it. 🦇 Life, eyeliner, everything.” #LifeMantra
- “Procaffeinating ☕️: the art of not starting anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.” #CoffeeAddict
- “Nope. Not feeling adultish today. 🍼” #ForeverYoung
- “Why be moody when you can shake your booty? 🍑” #ShakeItOff
- “Out of my mind. Be back in five. 🚀” #BrainBreak
- “Less perfection, more authenticity. 🎭” #BeReal
- “Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one. 🧠” #ThoughtOfTheDay
- “Life status: Currently holding it all together with a single bobby pin. 📎” #HangingInThere
- “Sassy, Classy, and a bit smart-assy! 🎩” #StaySassy
- “I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition. ✨” #UniqueSouls
- “Stay foolish, stay hungry. 🍔” #SteveJobsFan
- “Keeping it real. Real dumb. 😜” #KeepingItReal
- “My soul’s too lit to give a sh*t. 🔥” #SoulOnFire
- “The snack that smiles back. 😃” #SnackAttack
- “If I was a bird, I know who I’d sh*t on. 🐦” #JustSaying
- “Living my life in my style. 👑” #LifeInStyle
- “🍩 worry, 🐝 happy!” #DoughnutWorry
- “I’m like 104% tired. 😴” #AlwaysTired
- “Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane. 🌞🌪️” #MixedVibes
- “Good vibes only. 🌈” #GoodVibesOnly
- “I do a thing called ‘What I want.’ 🎈” #DoWhatYouWant
- “Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go. 🕊️” #Burn
- “Fri-nally! 🍻” #TGIF
- “You’re never too old for a teddy bear. 🐻” #TeddyLover
- “Just sippin’ on sunshine ☀️🥤” #SunshineSips
- “I see food and I eat it. 🍕” #FoodIsLife
- “Do more things that make you forget to check your phone. 📱” #DigitalDetox
- “My brain has too many tabs open. 💻” #ModernLife
- “You do you. 💁♀️ I’ll do me.” #Individuality
- “Unleash the beast. 🐾” #BeastMode
- “Here for a good time, not a long time. 🎉” #GoodTimes
- “Hot mess express. 🚂” #HotMess
- “Proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants. 💁♂️” #CasualStyle
- “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. 🚧” #InsaneGenius
- “Smile big, laugh often. 😄” #LaughterIsBest
- “Que sera, sera. 🍃” #WhateverWillBe
- “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️” #LemonadeLessons
- “OOPS! 🙊 Did that out loud.” #SorryNotSorry
- “I’m not lazy, just on my energy saving mode. 💡” #EnergySaving
- “The world is full of pasta-bilities. 🍝” #PastaLove
- “Going where the WiFi is weak. 🌳” #NatureLover
- “Believe in your #Selfie 📸” #SelfieQueen
- “Embrace the glorious mess that you are. 🎈” #EmbraceYourself
- “Kind heart. Fierce mind. Brave spirit. 💖” #StayBrave
- “Sprinkling a bit of magic everywhere I go. ✨” #SpreadMagic
Short Dumb Quotes For Instagram
Little laughter is the best natural stress killer. Now let’s share some short dumb quotes. Weird quotes that do not make any sense are sometimes required in bad and difficult situations.
Let’s be the reason for people’s smiles.
- Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.
- If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.
- I’m very clever, made a hole in my fridge door to ensure light goes off when I close it.
- “I like nonsense. It wakes up brain cells.” -Dr. Seuss
- I was always the black sheep of the family and always told that I was dumb, and I had a low IQ and did badly in school.
- I don’t oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.
- Are you really that stupid or did it take a lot of practice?
- Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant.
- Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.
- My soulmate is out there somewhere, pushing a pull door. I just know it.
- I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of a permanently exhausted pigeon.
- Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.
- I don’t have to wait until the next morning to regret something I did that was kinda dumb.
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
- I’m allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.
- It is just like man’s vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
- Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill.
- I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde.
- He’s as smart as a tack. ” Really? Tacks don’t do anything till you whack’em on the head with a hammer!
- I love you even when I’m really REALLY hungry.
- Cleaning is putting stuff in less obvious places.
- If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.
- He’s a guy who gets up at 6 a.m. regardless of what time it is.
- Don’t take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
- You have a cat to kitten me right meow.
- I’m a meathead. I can’t help it, man. You’ve got smart people and you’ve got dumb people.
- I’m a meathead, man. You’ve got smart people, and you’ve got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.
- Only trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie.
- I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.
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Cool Captions For Instagram
Clicking some selfies and uploading them on social media is a new trend nowadays. But uploading it with unrelated captions is not a good idea to engage your audience.
So here are some cool captions listed below to use while uploading your best pictures.
- He who keeps his cool best wins.
- Forget the failures. Keep the lessons.
- Entrepreneur life
- If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude.
- When daydreams become reality
- Whatever is good for your soul, do that
- Women are like teabags. We don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water!
- Stress less and enjoy the best
- Get out there and live a little
- I don’t always take a selfie, but when I do…
- So uncool it’s cool again.
- I’m a mirror. If you’re cool with me, I’m cool with you, and the exchange starts. What you see is what you reflect. If you don’t like what you see, then you’ve done something. If I’m standoffish, that’s because you are.
- Do whatever makes you happiest
- What do you think of this look?
- “Having the dream is easy, making it come true is hard” – Serena Williams
- Decluttering my life like Marie Kondo
- I woke up like this
- Perseverance pays… a lot!
- See the bowtie? I wear it and I don’t care. That’s why it’s cool.
- I can take it. The tougher it gets, the cooler I get.
- I’m not gonna sugar-coat the truth, I’m not Willy Wonka
- I’ve never been cool and I don’t really care about being cool. It’s just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted.
- A sass a day keeps the basics away
- It wasn’t always easy but it’s worth it
- Life is better when you’re laughing
- If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.
- You don’t have to make something that people call art. Living is an artistic activity, there is an art to getting through the day.
- The impossible is now possible
- Selfie Sunday
- But first, let me take a selfie
- I was born to shine
- Being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you to do.
- Look for the magic in every moment
- Nothing is cooler and more attractive than a big comeback, and that’ll be me.
- Passion isn’t cool, it’s hot.
- Work hard then work harder
- Pursue your passion and you’ll never work a day in your life
- We did it!
- I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort
- Couldn’t be happier 🙂
- Say yes, take risks, and live life on your own terms
- People trying too hard to be cool often end up becoming a joke.
- So, here’s a really stupid thing about the world: The trick to looking cool is not caring whether you look cool. So the moment you achieve perfect coolness is simultaneously the moment that you actually, completely don’t care.
- Hustlin’
- Even the stars were jealous of the sparkle in her eyes
- Me, myself, and I
- Me doing me
- Sometimes one day changes everything; sometimes years change nothing.
- Secrets…are the very root of cool.
- Just me, Typical me!
- Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot
- You can regret a lot of things but you’ll never regret being kind
- Weird is the new cool.
- Just keep your cool and your sense of humour.
- Those who think it is not cool to be kind are cold-hearted.
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Dumb But Funny Captions
If you are a person who leaves humorous remarks in people’s hearts, you will be remembered.
It is so difficult to make someone laugh it can change their mood and make their whole day. Allow yourself to be a little entertaining, and use these stupid captions while uploading your pictures on Instagram.
- I don’t want to be in a relationship, also I would rather be in a Range Rover.
- “The reason I talk to myself is that I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin
- It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.
- To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
- It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
- “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ” ― W.C. Fields
- “No man can be wise on an empty stomach.” – George Eliot
- Yes, I know there is a really special place in Hell for me. It is called a throne.
- He who laughs last didn’t get it.
- There are 100 billion nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
- My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
- “Maybe she’s born with it…maybe it’s an Instagram filter.”
- “Reality called so I hung up.”
- I don’t like violence but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.
- “I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” ― Mae West
- I need a six-month vacation twice a year.
- “Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.” ― Thomas Szasz
- Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
- Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
- “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ― Steve Martin
- My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
- Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.
- I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them.
- Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
- I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is.
- I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
- Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married..
- Wine + dinner = winner
- You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
- “Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.”
- One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
- If you fall, I will be there. Signed: Floor.
- I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
- When people tell me “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem solver.
- “I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.”
- I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.
- Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.
- ”I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” – Woody Allen
- With a great girlfriend comes great expenses.
- I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a “cell” phone.
- Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.
- Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot.
- Reality called, so I hung up.
- Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.
- You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
- “Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.”
- “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well.” ― Mark Twain
- Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
- People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.
- I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.
- The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside.
- “Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.”
- “If I’m not complaining, I’m not having a good time, hah hah!” ― Martin Scorsese
- “But first, let me take a selfie.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
- People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- “Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” ― Charles Bukowski
- Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
- If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
- You can’t run through a campground. You can only “ran,” because it’s past tents.
- Yesterday I really wanted tacos. Now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams.
- You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.
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Short Quotes For Instagram
Who says? we have to write a whole para and upload a picture. It’s so important to be specific while selecting captions for your pictures. One word is enough if it is a bit expressive.
So here are some short captions to use.
- Namastay in bed.
- I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
- I am not lazy, I am just on save energy mode.
- It’s too “a.m.” for me.
- Reality called, so I hung up.
- If you fall, I will be there. Signed: Floor.
- I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!
- Cinderella never asked for a prince.
- I eat cake because it is somebody’s birthday somewhere!
- A selfie is worth a thousand words.
- Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
- I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
- I’m sorry I exist, here, a selfie.
- Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
- After Tuesdays, even the calendar goes WTF.
- How do I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
- Friday, my second favourite F word.
- Ah, a perfectly captured selfie!
- Nothing is lost until your mother can’t find it.
- One bad chapter doesn’t mean your story is over.
- I have more issues than vogue.
- Born to stand out with selfies.
- I had fun once, it was horrible.
- Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
- Brains are awesome. I wish everybody would have one!
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.
- Let’s just be who we are.
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Cute Captions For Instagram
We capture 100 pictures and take out 1 cute selfie and share it on Instagram. Hence we are here to serve you with cute captions for Instagram.
- “Life is better when you’re laughing.”
- “As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.”
- “Maybe she’s born with it…”
- Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favourite.
- “Be your own best friend.”
- “Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.”
- “Smile big, laugh often.”
- “She acts like summer and walks like rain.”
- “It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.”
- The best of me is yet to come.”
- “Pretty in pink.”
- “Be more of you and less of them.”
- “Sunday Funday”
- You make my heart skip a beat.
- Mirror: “You look cute today.” Camera: “LOL, no.”
- I whale love you forever.
- “Self-love is the best love.”
- “I was born to stand out.”
- Always wear cute pajamas to bed; you never know who you’ll meet in your dreams.
- Not to brag, but ain’t we cute together?
- I’m happiest when I’m right next to you.
- “I am my own biggest crush.”
- “Being happy never goes out of style.”
- You make me hap-pea.
- You’re otter this world.
- Cute Instagram couple? Here we are!
- Home is where bae is.
- I believe in you.
- “Be yourself, there’s no one better.”
- “Be a stiletto in a room full of flats.”
- “Never let anyone treat you like you’re ordinary.”
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Perfect Funny Captions
There are some times when we waste 15 – 20 minutes to find perfect funny captions for some selective pictures. So we have collected some funny captions, you can select anyone from the list below.
- If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
- I know the voices in my head aren’t real… but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
- My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I have to do.
- Wine + dinner = winner
- Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
- I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive!
- Not all the best moments are created with the one you love, some are created with true friends, a blissful beach, and some beer for sure!
- I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.
- You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
- Today is a good day for cake.
- How do people write an autobiography? I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
- I’m usually charming, nice, and well mannered, OK for those who really know me you can laugh now
- I had fun once, it was horrible.
- You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
- I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
- Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.
- Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more minute. Yet… I wouldn’t call them lies!
- Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
- Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.
- I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
- Friday, my second favourite F word.
- I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unflawed it.
- They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…
- God is really creative, I mean just look at me and think.
- When I wanna Ice cream, ICE cream it
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Instagram Quotes With Attitude
Good Attitude quotes are helpful to maintain great prestige on social platforms like Instagram. There are some people who choose to upload pictures with a sassy attitude quotes from the below list.
- If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24×7
- Your attitude is like a price tag, it shows how valuable you are.
- Sometimes I need expert advice… So, I talk to myself.
- If there is no one to hold your hand put your hands in your pocket and continue your walk.
- “I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart.”
- Smiles are always in fashion.
- “Be yourself, who else is better qualified?”
- Never Love Someone at The Cost of Your Dignity and Self Respect…!!!
- Smile! It increases your face value.
- If you are too busy to smile, you are too busy.
- “I was born cool – until global warming made me hot.”
- If you don’t want me, don’t fuck with my feelings.
- Be the reason someone smiles today.
- Never regret something that once made you smile.
- Sometimes patience has limits….
- I don’t treat people badly; I treat them accordingly.
- Whatever comes in my way, I take it with a smile.
- My choices are like fingerprints, they make me unique.
- People understand you by your attitude. If your attitude is bad you are bad. If your attitude is good you are good…
- Smiling is my favourite exercise.
- A smile is the beauty of the soul.
- Do you think I’m bad? Then you’re wrong. I am the worst.
- “You can either take me as I am or watch me as I leave.”
- The most beautiful curve on a woman’s body is her smile.
- Me + my room + music + internet connection + no study = A PERFECT DAY……
- Dear girls, keep your heels and standards always high…!!
- Don’t be afraid of being outnumbered, eagles fly alone. Pigeons flock together.
- A smile is the best makeup any girl can wear.
- Nothing you wear is more important than your smile.
- Nothing shakes the smiling heart.
- “Some people just need a High-Five… On the face.”
- I am me and that’s all I can be…I’m not perfect and never wanted to be…but I am happy with who I am even with what people think of me and I’m great to be me
- I am not your toy.
- My life, my rule, that’s my attitude…
- “Take me as I am or watch me as I go.”
- My status is already high….
- “Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.”
- “Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.”
- You left without a reason, so please don’t come back with an excuse.
- Roses are red skies are blue, out of my five fingers the middle one is for you.
- “I am who I am, your approval is not needed.”
- “I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.”
- Finally gotten completely back to myself again :)) hearts closed, minds on :))
- Don’t Judge Yourself With Others Because You Are Different From Them.
- “Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.”
- In the beginning, you’ll judge me, by the end, you’ll love me.
- Sometimes I want to treat people how they treat me But I don’t because It’s out of my character.
- EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS, just display your ATTITUDE
- Smiling resets your mood.
- “Attitude is like underwear – don’t show it just wear it.”
- “Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect.”
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