Feeling remarkably exquisite draped in your fancy formals? Got yourself a new tuxedo that makes you seem outstanding on the ball either some other celebration. Experienced a fabulous photography session and now want to show your look to your peeps?

Well you are in just the perfect spot!
Here we are, with the greatest collection of sassy, attitude, funny, puns for you all. 
Here, you will find many fabulous compilations of captions that will fancy your distinct outfits on assorted occasions!

Playing dress-up begins at age five and never truly ends.

Scroll within this roundup and grab yourself an amazing caption!

Funny Captions

No matter what happens never leave your sarcasm! Instead of spending hours searching for funny captions, we provide you our collection of the funniest captions!

  • “Life isn’t perfect, but your dress can be.”
  • “Too glam to give a damn.”
  • “A lot goes down when we dress up.”
  • “I PROMise this won’t be the last photo I post tonight.”
  • “There’s no such thing as a dress that’s too big.”
  • “Life is a lot more fun when you have your favorite outfit on.”
  • “If you can’t be the prom queen, then make sure you’re the dancing queen.”
  • “Dancing in heels should count as a superpower.”

“Too glam to give a damn.”

  • Whatever is good for your soul, do that
  • Every day may not be good but there’s good in every day.
  • Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters the same to me.
  • “You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fu*king way. Choose wisely.”
  • No new friends
  • “You never know how strong you are until you dance all night in heels.”
  • “Be happy. It drives people crazy.”
  • I woke up like this
  • Be like snow: beautiful but cold
  • I’m here for a good time not a long time
  • “If you can’t be the prom queen, then make sure you’re the dancing queen.”
  • Worrying about your followers, you need to get your dollars up.
Life isn't perfect, but your dress can be.  - optimized 2 - Formal Captions for Instagram || College Funny Dance Ball Winter Prom

Formal Dance Captions

Have photographs of you blooming on the melodious songs for which you’ve been preparing for so long ? Find the ideal caption for your astonishing picture to post on your bio.

  • I’d love to hold you close, tonight and always.
  • Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
  • My life is as crooked as Rami Malek’s bowtie
  • My excuse is that I’m young”Making memories with you is my favorite thing to do.”
  • “She was simple like quantum physics.”
  • Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.

“Dancing in heels should count as a superpower.”

  • I live for the nights that I can’t remember with the people that I won’t forget
  • Confidence level: Selfie with no filter.
  • “Dance first, think later.”
  • I think you are lacking vitamin me!
  • “My hair is the crown I never take off.”
  • “Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight.”
  • “There’s no such thing as a dress that’s too big.”
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.  - optimized 1 2 - Formal Captions for Instagram || College Funny Dance Ball Winter Prom

Saturday Captions

Find the perfect caption for posting with your Saturday night party pictures. Have a musical profile, enhance your profile and social reputation.

  • “With nights like these, who needs the days?”If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
  • 7 billion smiles, and yours is my favorite.
  • “I didn’t choose the glam life, the glam life chose me.”
  • But first, let me take a selfie
  • “Don’t worry, everyone. The party has arrived.”
  • “My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.”
  • Stay sharp and far from timid.


“I wish some nights lasted forever.”

  • There’s a million reasons why I should give you up. But the heart wants what it wants.”
  • Make difficulty look easy. Make impossible look cute.
  • “Never miss a chance to dance.”
  • Don’t worry if you haven’t found your true love, they’re just with someone else right now.
  • “I never miss a chance to dance.”
  • “No matter what happens, I woke up like this.”
  • Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.
With nights like these, who needs the days?  - optimized 2 1 - Formal Captions for Instagram || College Funny Dance Ball Winter Prom

Semi-formal Captions

Show your sassy side and style with these semi-formal captions. This collection is full of such captions get one for yourself and rock the post!

  • Never not chasing a million things I want.
  • Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
  • I was born to shine
  • If you listen carefully, the silence of snow falling is beautiful
  • Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.
  • Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
  • “Cute as a button, but not quite as smart.”

50% Sassy. 50% Sweetheart. What comes out depends on you.

  • Be happy. It drives people crazy.
  • Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
  • Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy for that shit. I’m gonna just here and watch from the front seat when karma hits you.
  • Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight
  • Snow much fun!
  • Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot
Never not changing a million things I want.  - optimized 3 4 - Formal Captions for Instagram || College Funny Dance Ball Winter Prom

Winter Formal Captions

Spotted an amazing shot while going through winters photo album? Well share those musical memories! Grab an amazing caption for your photograph and spread it everywhere!

  • “It might feel like the end, but it’s really a new beginning.”
  • Make the most out of tonight, and worry ‘bout it all tomorrow
  • “I wish some nights lasted forever.”
  • I’m up right now and you suck right now
  • They ain’t make me what I am, they just found me like this
  • Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
  • “A lot goes down when we dress up.”

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard

  • Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself.
  • “With nights like these, who needs the days?”
  • Stay strong, the weekend is coming.
  • Last name ever, first name greatest
  • I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.
  • Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.
  • Just me
It might feel like it's end, but it's really a new beginning.  - optimized 4 1 - Formal Captions for Instagram || College Funny Dance Ball Winter Prom

Prom Captions

Celebrated your big day? Made amazing memories and bid farewell to some amazing peoples? Now, all left is to late post the photobombs and puns on social media along with those night out pics! Use one of our captions and shorten your checklist!

  • You can get married three or four times, but a prom is one in a lifetime experience. Prom is an exciting time for teenagers. The perfect dress is any dress that they feel beautiful and confident wearing.
  • I’m here for a good time not a long time
  • In life, you get many awesome surprises, with a happy coincidence.
  • Death is a lot like a prom – loud, overdone, and although the guy you came with was cool, you never know who’ll end up taking you home.
  • I think prom is just about enjoying yourself.
  • Tonight I’m gonna dance for all that we’ve been through.
  • I can’t really see another squad tryna cross us
  • The whole place was dressed to the nines and we were dancing like we’re made of starlight.
  • Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is used to cut diamonds.

This night is sparkling, don’t let go!

  • I don’t get why prom is like a mini-wedding these days…No one should spend that kind of money for a high school dance.
  • A picture is worth a thousand words but the memories are priceless.
  • And so the adventure begins!
  • There always a day that starts better than in the past.
  • I always decide something fantastic one of them is a vibe If we turn the time back.
  • Life is a tremendous and beautiful thing, still, make memories and keep smiling No one is you; this is your most significant power.
I'm here for a good time not a long time.  - optimized 5 1 - Formal Captions for Instagram || College Funny Dance Ball Winter Prom

Business captions

You wanna share the recent update of the high spirited business meeting. Get one of our collections sassy enough to swipe your style.

  • I will either find a way or make one.
  • Stay strong, the weekend is coming.
  • The temptation to quit will be the greatest just before you are about to succeed
  • In addition to being a zombie. Find something that thrills you in your life; Otherwise, you’re just walking dead.
  • Before you judge me, Make sure you are best.
  • Weekend, please don’t leave me.
  • That annoying moment when you take a selfie and your hair looks perfect, but your face looks horrible.

Take the risk or lose the chance

  • Some days start better than others.
  • Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.
  • I was born to stick out.
  • Do you think this is a game?
  • These are the days we live in.
  • Work hard then work harder
  • You’re doing it wrong.
  • Some things are better in dreams.
  • Too Clever is Dumb.
  • Perseverance pays… a lot!
  • Pursue your passion and you’ll never work a day in your life
  • What others think of me is not my concern.
I will either find a way or make one.  - optimized 7 - Formal Captions for Instagram || College Funny Dance Ball Winter Prom

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