May Captions Quotes And Sayings Spring Funny Calendar
May Captions Quotes And Sayings Spring Funny Calendar

May is the 5th month of the year according to the calendar. May is the month when the Spring is at it’s best. There are flowers all around in May and the vibe is so happy and pleasing. From the very 1st day of May, the environment feels happy and pleasing. The environment itself in May is very beautiful and Inspirational. The people with May Month Birthday are the luckiest ones. May has a beautiful environment around and it sure calls for beautiful Instagram uploads. So, are you looking for the best collection of May Captions for Instagram, May Funny Quotes, May Quotes for Calendar, May Month Birthday Quotes, Happy May Quotes, 1st day of May Quotes, May Flower Quotes, Inspirational May Quotes or May Spring Quotes for your Instagram uploads? You are at the right place. We have the best collection of May captions for Instagram for you.

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May Funny Quotes  - Just dont give up trying to do what you really want to do - May Captions, Quotes, and Sayings ||(Spring Funny Calendar)

May Funny Quotes

Are you looking for some hilarious May quotes that make your Instagram followers go mad out of Laughter? You are in the right place then. We have the best collection of May Funny Quotes for you.

  • “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
  • “War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”
  • “The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”
  • “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.”
  • “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”
  • “To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.”
  • “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”
  • “At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”
  • “Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.”
  • “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
  • “Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”
  • “I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.”
  • “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
  • “The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”
  • “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
  • “Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.”
  • “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
  • “All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.”
  • “Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?”
  • “The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.”
  • “Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.”
  • “It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.”
May Quotes for Calendar  - Spring Warm today cold tomorrow - May Captions, Quotes, and Sayings ||(Spring Funny Calendar)

May Quotes for Calendar

May is a beautiful month when spring is at it’s peak and there are flowers all around. May has it’s own aura and to put the may aura into words we have the best May Quotes for Calendar.

  • “Among the changing months, May stands confest the sweetest, and in fairest colors dressed.”
  • “The beautiful spring came; and when Nature resumes her loveliness, the human soul is apt to revive also.”
  • “The world’s favorite season is the spring. All things seem possible in May.”
  • “Hebe’s here, May is here! The air is fresh and sunny, And the miser-bees are busy Hoarding golden honey.”
  • “As full of spirit as the month of May, and as gorgeous as the sun in Midsummer.”
  • “Another May new buds and flowers shall bring: Ah! why has happiness no second Spring?”
  • “When April steps aside for May, like diamonds all the rain-drops glisten; fresh violets open every day: to some new bird each hour we listen.”
  • “Queer things happen in the garden in May. Little faces forgotten appear, and plants thought to be dead suddenly wave a green hand to confound you.”
  • “You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep spring from coming.”
  • “With the coming of spring, I am calm again.”
  • “Ah! my heart is weary waiting, Waiting for the May: Waiting for the pleasant rambles Where the fragrant hawthorn brambles, Where the woodbine alternating, Scent the dewy way; Ah! my heart is weary, waiting, Waiting for the May.”
  • “Now every field is clothed with grass, and every tree with leaves; now the woods put forth their blossoms, and the year assumes its gay attire.”
  • “I thought that spring must last forevermore; for I was young and loved, and it was May.”
  • “Horticulturally, the month of May is opening night, Homecoming, and Graduation Day all rolled into one.”
  • “What potent blood hath modest May.”
May Month Birthday Quotes  -    The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper - May Captions, Quotes, and Sayings ||(Spring Funny Calendar)

May Month Birthday Quotes

Are you a May born and are you looking for the best collection of May Month Birthday Quotes? We have the work done for you. Here are the best May Month Birthday Quotes for your Instagram uploads.

  • My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive.
  • A champion is defined not by their wins but by how they can recover when they fall.
  • With the right kind of coaching and determination, you can accomplish anything.
  • The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.
  • Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
  • Spread love everywhere you go.
  • Happiness is not by chance, but by choice.
  • It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome.
  • Life changes very quickly, in a very positive way, if you let it.
  • Inspiration is some mysterious blessing which happens when the wheels are turning smoothly.
  • No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
  • The power of imagination makes us infinite.
  • Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open.
  • You don’t always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go, and see what happens.
  • If I cannot do great things, I can do small things in a great way. – Martin Luther King Jr.
  • Believe you can and you’re halfway there. – Theodore Roosevelt
    What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.
  • You are enough just as you are.
  • It isn’t where you came from. It’s where you’re going that counts.
  • Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.
  • Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
  • Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.
  • Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you’re positive, good things happen.
  • No matter what you’re going through, there’s a light at the end of the tunnel.
  • You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
  • Let us make our future now, and let us make our dreams tomorrow’s reality.
  • We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as to have the life that is waiting for us.
Happy May Quotes  -    Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy - May Captions, Quotes, and Sayings ||(Spring Funny Calendar)

Happy May Quotes

May has a happy vibe throughout. We can call May, 31 days of happy vibes. For the happy month May we have the best Happy May Quotes for your Instagram uploads.

  • Sunshine is the best medicine.
  • All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today.
  • The best time for new beginnings is now.
  • A flower does not think of competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms.
  • “You can cut all the flowers, but you cannot keep spring from coming.”
  • Let your joy burst forth, like flowers in the spring.
  • Watch me bloom like spring after a long winter.
  • “It is spring again. The Earth is like a child that knows poems.”
  • It’s a beautiful time of year for a new beginning
  • “Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer.”
  • Spring: a lovely reminder of how beautiful change can truly be.
  • I wish the first day of spring was actually the last day of winter.
  • Spring: Warm today, cold tomorrow.
  • “Where flowers bloom so does hope.”
  • “I’ve got sunshine on a cloudy day.”
  • I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter.
  • Spring: a lovely reminder of how beautiful change can truly be.
  • “And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.”
  • It’s finally time for me to come out of hibernation.
  • “It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold. When it is summer in the light and winter in the cold.”
1st day of May Quotes  -    All the things I really like to do are either immoral illegal or fattening - May Captions, Quotes, and Sayings ||(Spring Funny Calendar)

1st day of May Quotes

Do you want to welcome May with the most wonderful may quotes? You are at the right place the. We have beautiful collection of 1st day of may quotes.

  • It’s a great day to stop and smell the roses.
  • “Seasons change, and so do we.”
  • “There’s always been a rainbow hangin’ over your head.”
  • A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.
  • “April come she will when streams are ripe and swelled with rain. May she will stay, resting in my arms again.”
  • “The earth laughs in flowers.”
  • “I need to laugh, and when the sun is out, I’ve got something I can laugh about.”
  • “I was made for sunny days.”
  • Girls just wanna have fun.
  • “I must have flowers, always and always.”
  • I’m so glad the cold season is over so allergy season can begin.
  • Happiness is waking up to a sunny day during spring.
  • Bloom baby, bloom.
  • Don’t wait for someone to bring you flowers. Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul.
  • This season puts a little spring in my step.
  • Spring has sprung, and a new life has begun.
  • “Here comes the sun, and I say, It’s all right”
  • Say aloe to my little friend.
  • “Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy. Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry. Sunshine on the water looks so lovely. Sunshine almost always makes me high.”
  • Bring on the flip-flops, green grass, blooming flowers, and singing birds.
  • “You can crush the flowers/But you can’t stop the spring”
  • April showers bring May flowers.
  • “If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.”
  • “From black and white to color, the flowers shine with your love.”
  • “Despite the forecast, live like it’s spring.”
  • Keep calm and go outside.
  • Thank you for not playing with my emotions as much as this March weather is.
  • Less Mondays, more sunshine.
  • Find me outside soaking up the sun.
  • Plant smiles, grow laughter, harvest love
May Flower Quotes  - Let your joy burst forth like flowers in the spring - May Captions, Quotes, and Sayings ||(Spring Funny Calendar)

May Flower Quotes

It won’t be wrong to call May the month of flowers as it is in May only that the Spring is at it’s best and all the flowers blossom. Do you have lovely flower uploads for Instagram and need the best flower captions? Don’t worry we have the best May flower caption for you.

  • “We roamed the fields and riversides,
    When we are young and gay;
    We chased the bees and plucked the flowers,
    In the merry, merry month of May.”
  • “Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’”
  • “Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.”
  • “If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?”
  • “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
  • “Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”
  • “Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.”
  • “It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.”
  • “Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”
  • “I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”
  • “Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.”
  • “The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.”
Inspirational May Quotes  - A champion is defined not by their wins but by how they can recover when they fall - May Captions, Quotes, and Sayings ||(Spring Funny Calendar)

Inspirational May Quotes

Have a wonderful May upload for Instagram and looking for a wonderful inspiring may caption. You are at the right place my friend, we have the most inspirational May captions for you.

  • When you have a dream, you’ve got to grab it and never let go.
  • Motivation comes from working on things we care about.
  • Nothing is impossible. The word itself says “I’m possible!”
  • I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
  • It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
  • If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
  • Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.
  • It is never too late to be what you might have been.
  • Each person must live their life as a model for others.
  • Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.
  • Try to be a rainbow in someone else’s cloud.
  • Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.
  • If you look at what you have in life, you’ll always have more.
  • The most wasted of days is one without laughter.
  • Never limit yourself because of others’ limited imagination; never limit others because of your own limited imagination.
  • There is nothing impossible to him who will try.
  • Some people look for a beautiful place. Others make a place beautiful.
  • Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
  • Just don’t give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don’t think you can go wrong.
  • You do not find the happy life. You make it.
  • Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.
  • Life has got all those twists and turns. You’ve got to hold on tight and off you go.
  • You must do the things you think you cannot do.
May Spring Quotes  -    I don   t believe in astrology I   m a Sagittarius and we   re skeptical - May Captions, Quotes, and Sayings ||(Spring Funny Calendar)

May Spring Quotes

May is the peak month for spring season. Te vibes around are very happy, there are flowers all around and the best scenario to take pictures and upload on Instagram. Do you have best spring picture and looking for a nice May caption for Instagram. We have the best collection of the May Spring Quotes for you.

  • “Now is the month of maying,
    When merry lads are playing . . .
    Each with his bonny lass
    Upon the greeny grass.
    Fa la la la la la la la la.”
  • “‘Tis like the birthday of the world,
    When earth was born in bloom;
    The light is made of many dyes,
    The air is all perfume:
    There’s crimson buds, and white and blue,
    The very rainbow showers
    Have turned to blossoms where they fell,
    And sown the earth with flowers.”
  • “Sweet spring, full of sweet days and roses,
    A box where sweets compacted lie.”
  • “The wind is tossing the lilacs,
    The new leaves laugh in the sun,
    And the petals fall on the orchard wall,
    But for me the spring is done.
  • “A swarm of bees in May
    Is worth a load of hay;
    A swarm of bees in June
    Is worth a silver spoon;
    A swarm of bees in July
    Is not worth a fly.”
  • “Sweet spring, full of sweet days and roses, A box where sweets compacted lie.”
  • “Cinco de Mayo (May 5th) . . . is a time of song, dance, partying, and in general a time to be proud to be of Hispanic descent.”
  • ‘But I must gather knots of flowers,
    And buds and garlands gay,
    For I’m to be Queen o’ the May, mother,
    I’m to be Queen o’ the May.’
    “Spring rain
    leaking through the roof
    dripping from the wasps’ nest.”
  • “I’m only wishing to go a-fishing;
    For this the month of May was made.”

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